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mic check is at 3:30 be there and ready to shredy. everyone that’s opening is going to movies on me. u can bring merch but we will have merch real estate dominance. i recommend having a bag full of stuff on you for quick on the go transactions. that is all.

ok we’ve got a little bit of a situation. i sent the pirate shirts to wow when i should’ve sent them to dante’s. so now i must beg one of you guys to drive up four boxes from eugene to portland. we’ll pay ur gas money and get u into the show for free and we’ll give u free pirate merch and u can sit in one of the vip seats at the transformer screening. we’ll get you laid and buy you an iphone and give you a robot and please obiwan kenobi. ur my only hope.

it’s a two and half hour drive….

any takers?

i cabbed it to the sicilians to get sheared for summer. back to brooklyn to get a better non terrorist looking passport. so now they took my decrepid indiana jones worthy birthcertificate. the dmv has my license. i have an interim. southwest airlines told me not to worry go a half hour earlier than normal. i’ve done it before. i’ll be fine. they can’t keep me here. i have to do a show! three in fact and see three movies! and go to this arcade, and see fireworks over the trees. i’ve been playing rain sfx mp3’s while i sleep cuz im stoked for the northwest.

things to remember this tour. cd’s are last pressing. no more of these babies. we’ve got about one thousand cd’s. only two hundred dmocs. they are gonna fly quick.

we’ll have four shirts: the pirate, the lab, the ninja and the zombie

we’ll have posters, patches, pins, stickers.

i sign and do photogs after every show. i know ur friend doesn’t know how his camera works it’s not a big deal.

for tickets go to the venues website, call the venue, and then show up to the venue early last resort. try to have a plan if you can, have a ride, and a place to stay. don’t be dumb.

if u bring food, we dont eat cookies and brownies and stuff. just healthy stuff and i dont mean hippie humus stuff either. jonnie the roadie likes purple fifty cent water, i dunno what the hell its called. i like diet coke but i think i get a rider this summer. so don’t worry about bringing me anything. i’m fine. maybe potter if you get it before we head over to barnes and nobes after spanish moon in baton rouge. (i like jar jar.)

filming and recording is ok! i’ll go over that with each venue just to be clear. please record me ad infinitum and post promptly.

both my roadies this summer will playing nintendo ds at the merch table. please challenge them, beat them, and then tip them.

please dont smoke in the first few rows next to the stage. it’s makes those desperate gulps for air way more good.

we are going to see ratatouille and die hard 4 and we’ll let u where and when (maybe.)

peace out and see ya on tour, i’m stoked. here’s hopin the airport doesn’t give me the clam down.