ok we’ve got a little bit of a situation. i sent the pirate shirts to wow when i should’ve sent them to dante’s. so now i must beg one of you guys to drive up four boxes from eugene to portland. we’ll pay ur gas money and get u into the show for free and we’ll give u free pirate merch and u can sit in one of the vip seats at the transformer screening. we’ll get you laid and buy you an iphone and give you a robot and please obiwan kenobi. ur my only hope.
it’s a two and half hour drive….
any takers?
