Greetings from Vanna White – that is the vessel that delivers us from wild success to wild success across the great nation, courtesy of her owner/operator/pimp MC Frontalot. Right now we are leaving Salt Lake City, where we all looked into some magic Fiestaware and found out our glowing destinies and bright futures – we all had to don shades of course. Make sure to look for our handbook on life, “The Book of Cyberman,” publishing date dependent upon Divine Will.
So far the tour has been nothing short of spectacular, with glorious displays of skill and dexterity on stage as well as with a 1982 version of Trivial Pursuit (we played Powerthighs vs the the rest of us, he won 30-27 in the history category). Much like Superman and the star we call the Sun, the closer Optimus gets to Seattle the greater our power grows. Tonight in Boise we shall be brimming with energy, charisma, note for note accuracy, and a touch of madness. MCs Lars and Frontalot, Black Lotus, Gmin7, and Fancy Lossless have been unimaginably patient with our frequent requests for oil change pit stops and late night Energon binges. If we survive our sure to happen potato bender you’ll see us in Seattle, ragged edges and all.
BEEE!
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