Did you guys hear about the PAX orgy?
This simultanously sounds like both the best and worst idea I’ve ever heard. I was obviously intrigued by this event as I am on my way to Seattle for PAX Prime 2010 this weekend. So I enlisted the help of my good great friend tanner4105 (who is going to be making 365 beats this year. Track his progress and check out the new beats I will be stealing) and we had a little fun.
http://www.beefyness.com/mp3/Beefy-PAXXX.mp3
Share the above link or stream it at the bottom of this post. Boosh! Hope to see you all (shirtless or otherwise) at PAX this weekend!
Lyrics
Been planning all year, been saving all week
We’re gonna load the truck and we’re headed for the sea
I know who I wanna meet, I know what I wanna see
Ain’t my first rodeo, you could say I prestige
Driving cross the pass, got my album on blast, and a cooler full of snacks
Maybe when we’re done getting berrels of ass
We can take off our masks and maybe check out PAX
PAX is fun… but I came for the orgy (x4)
I gotta buzz for your Lightyear, whisper in your ear
There’s a lot of dudes here, and they’re drinking all my rootbeer
I can’t stand it, put down the pomegranate
Tell em that I’m trying to take this lady to another planet
And the four eyed stare really throwing my groove
They know I don’t approve, but they just don’t wanna move
They wanna see the Spartan Helmet Deep Fat Fryer
Put it in a bun while ya sing, call it Oscar Mayer
Pole to hole ratio is expectedly wack
Are there more chicks in the back? Where’s the manager at?
I’d like to file a complaint, but I don’t need to stress him
I guess what I am saying is I think I learned my lesson
The girls showing up ain’t exactly Bayonetta
But they gotta a lot of hair so I guess I’ll see ya later
Saw that someone pulled a camera so I’m out with a flash
Found a three day pass, man I’ll see ya at PAX
PAX is fun… but I came for the orgy (x4)
2010
Music by tanner4105
Words by Beefy
