he is a formidable opponent with a good size net.

gg sir.

http://www.highdiveseattle.com/

me beefy frontalot goondocks optimus rhyme

also beefys rolling doubles album is on amazon #10 in hip-hop check it out for yourself and BUY IT!

they told me they hate me.

facebook doesnt hate me. i am their new unofficial dj/mc.

awesome, huh.

www.facebook.com/ytcracker add me there player

search me on itunes or amazon and buy my albums

you will learn to make money to make it rain on others

nerd life por vida

so things between kathy and i have been less than stellar lately as some of you know

ive tried though - flying her out to my little excursions to patch things up and have a good time - she always manages to do something to piss me off

granted its her that fucking BEGGED for me back and i was treated semi substandard for way too long so burden of proof is/was on her to show that she wanted to be together

anyway remember when her sister was sick? i suspended my operations and bent over backwards to help her family out with donation drives and spending time anything financially emotionally spiritually i could possibly do i overextended myself

today i go to her apartment where she lives with her parents and sister (ever since i kicked her out shes lived with them) because my daughter and i and her were going to use the pool

her dad comes in and says “you arent welcome here you treat my daughter like shit” i said “fine peace theres two sides of the story” he said “i dont care” my daughter started yelling at him and said “dont talk to my dad that way no one talks to my dad that way” it was treal

im strolling out the door and he shoves me

understand i did nothing but help this family out and treat his daughter like a queen for the longest time amidst her obliviousness and blackout drunk and everything

now this broad does have a set of redeeming qualities but this was the last straw

so to all the miley visitors raise your glasses to the sky and holla at p.nis because your boy is gonna fuck teenagers until his dick falls off

thanks for everything - you continue to inspire me and many others, even in death.

just google for it you’ll see what i mean

dg4l

sorry for the problems

yes, yes. finally.

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=215505329

or click here.

the “liner notes” are as follows:

dear sir/madam,

i’m all fucked up and i’m uploading this i don’t even know if it is fully mastered but i listened to it and it sounded ok so screw it

anyway this is serious business the six track ep that keeps itunes from deleting me as irrelevant

everyone who has heard it including my brother says it’s pretty awesome and he’s one of my worst critics because he’s a jock and hates nerds but i love him very much

first things first i’d like to dedicate this album to my grandpapa who passed away last july and he always told me to do it my way and so i do and it hasn’t failed me so far

also rip sean you’re forever in my heart as the nerd who left this world too soon thanks for watching over my heart and remember legends never die

this album wouldn’t be possible without elijah lucian who i met through the youtubes and he produced some banging tracks on this ep but i’m sure you can plainly hear that give the man props: http://www.myspace.com/elijahlucian

hopefully disney doesn’t sue me for i am a pirate because i didn’t clear the sample i wanted to keep it real like a pirate would oh well it will be good publicity just ask lil flip

the track production is as follows:

hardly tell - elijah lucian

i am a pirate - entity

i did it my way - elijah lucian

i hate my life - da cypha

lay down - elijah lucian

over and over - elijah lucian

i can’t spit individual thanks because i am going to leave someone out and piss them off so stc and dg i love you keep being awesome

by the time this album hits itunes i’ll probably be plastered all over g4 and the 8 bit boys and sinister six projects (lol free music) will be done so google that work and download it because i like giving music away for free i don’t know why i’m even selling music and i don’t care when you pirate it thanks for giving me and my producers money though we DO appreciate it your support is everything to us but mainly keep listening that’s all i ask also read my run on sentences

feel free to hit me up any time - i try to answer ALL fan mail because mister rogers did it and he’s one of my idols and if he can do it anyone can he was mister rogers you and i are not mister rogers he was bigger than the president

regards,

ytcracker

rapper@gmail.com

www.ytcracker.com

www.myspace.com/ytcrackerisking

(protip: who knows if this link will stay up because myspace deletes me without notice they hate a player no matter how big he is)

www.youtube.com/user/nerdysouth

alright!

i’m still in LA - mc lars just finished his show at the knit and it was awesome! front and lars and i are about to go hang out at some bar and kick back a few before the city closes.

for those of you that don’t know, del the funkee homosapien, mc lars, frontalot, and i are going to be the faces of g4 - the brand icons of the WHOLE NETWORK. they spent about a zillion dollars on individual shoots for all of us - mine was on hollywood blvd. near wilcox.

basically, they lined up 5 trailers along hollywood and blocked off the north end of the street. i had my own trailer with big screen and internet, my own makeup girl, my own wardrobe person, a cast of extras, awesome catered food, you name it. it was serious rockstar treatment.

i can’t even do the shoot justice so i’m going to post a series of videos so you can see how nuts it was. please watch them in their entirety and i will love you - i want you to enjoy this awesome moment as much as i did because seriously without you guys i would not be here.

some pregame:

the actual shoot:

i put up a couple albums with some pictures in them that you can thumb through and check the different nis out.

i went on the attack of the show set and got olivia to beatbox and say stc is the greatest but you have to sit through the whole video to see it.

anyway, so much has occurred this week and it has all been such a whirlwind experience. the commercials should be airing here sometime even within the next two weeks on the network - they are going to look AWESOME!

again everyone, thank you so much for listening to me - i got pulled aside at the knitting factory today and had some fans there that gave me a bunch of love - it is so wonderful to know that i still have some kind of relevance in your lives and really you have no idea how appreciative i am. pirate my fucking shit as long as you listen to it like crazy - i love making the music and any way you show your support is just so amazing. sorry - i am being such a groupie.

i love you all!

friday, i leave for tampa to hang out with my best friends. it should be awesome - i am looking forward to it. i miss them a lot and it is always good to spend face time with people who care about you honestly and don’t bring drama. stc is the greatest.

on tuesday, i leave for los angeles to begin filming the new ad campaign for g4tv, entitled “it’s a nerds’ world.” myself, mc frontalot, mc lars, and del the funkee homosapien (of hieroglyphics legendary fame) have all produced little thirty second raps which will have accompanying videos to run as promos in heavy rotation on the television. we are prepped to become brand icons, i.e. the geico cavemen of the network. we also put together a sixty second posse track featuring six bars from each of us which is also epic. i am very excited.

while i am out there, i will be also filming a spot for freestyle 101 (click here), which is also pretty exciting. i will take my place among the other legends that have graced the mic, as well as talk about how stupid i am. we may be on the verge of something fantastic here - these are decadent times, ladies and gentlemen, but the truth is coming. it is indeed our world - the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud.

maybe i’ll be able to quit hustling on the internet and have an entourage and tour bus and rap full time with huge gold chains around my neck. apply within if you want to be a part of my crew and we can have gunfights outside of radio stations across the nation.

toodles!