Did you guys hear about the PAX orgy?

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This simultanously sounds like both the best and worst idea I’ve ever heard. I was obviously intrigued by this event as I am on my way to Seattle for PAX Prime 2010 this weekend. So I enlisted the help of my good great friend tanner4105 (who is going to be making 365 beats this year. Track his progress and check out the new beats I will be stealing) and we had a little fun.

http://www.beefyness.com/mp3/Beefy-PAXXX.mp3

Share the above link or stream it at the bottom of this post. Boosh! Hope to see you all (shirtless or otherwise) at PAX this weekend!

Lyrics

Been planning all year, been saving all week
We’re gonna load the truck and we’re headed for the sea
I know who I wanna meet, I know what I wanna see
Ain’t my first rodeo, you could say I prestige
Driving cross the pass, got my album on blast, and a cooler full of snacks
Maybe when we’re done getting berrels of ass
We can take off our masks and maybe check out PAX

PAX is fun… but I came for the orgy (x4)

I gotta buzz for your Lightyear, whisper in your ear
There’s a lot of dudes here, and they’re drinking all my rootbeer
I can’t stand it, put down the pomegranate
Tell em that I’m trying to take this lady to another planet
And the four eyed stare really throwing my groove
They know I don’t approve, but they just don’t wanna move
They wanna see the Spartan Helmet Deep Fat Fryer
Put it in a bun while ya sing, call it Oscar Mayer
Pole to hole ratio is expectedly wack
Are there more chicks in the back? Where’s the manager at?
I’d like to file a complaint, but I don’t need to stress him
I guess what I am saying is I think I learned my lesson
The girls showing up ain’t exactly Bayonetta
But they gotta a lot of hair so I guess I’ll see ya later
Saw that someone pulled a camera so I’m out with a flash
Found a three day pass, man I’ll see ya at PAX

PAX is fun… but I came for the orgy (x4)

2010
Music by tanner4105
Words by Beefy

PAX! It is this very weekend. Front expects to see you at the Saturday night concert (with JoCo and Paul & Storm), at the JiNX party Friday night (for a short set w/ DJ CPU), and/or at his glorious purch-a-torium (also known as his ‘bandland merch booth,’ where he and Ma Front will be camped all weekend for autographs, photos, hugs, and capitalism).

Next up? Phoenix for Kingdom of Loathing Con on Sept 18th, then Austin for FantasticFest (he’ll be by for a Nerdcore Rising screening on Sept 22, and a concert at the Let Me In premiere party at the Highball on the 23rd).

And then? Tour! We promise we’ll have those dates posted almost immediately.

Meanwhile: Get Lamp is available at long last; MC Lars’s new video is the bee’s knees; YT’s on a Space Mission; Slaughterhouse 90210 is Front’s new favorite tumblr (sorry, UWLFY); Eazy and Cash make mash; Nedroid gets interpreted in audio; Vic-20 seeks funds for an amazing video; Molly23 has the lowdown on new facial hair nomenclature.

Oh! And Front expects to premiere the Spoiler Alert video and single somewhere this weekend. PAX, most likely. Okay, yes, let’s just say: at PAX.

10:00 PM
Sep 23, Thu
Highball
1142 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
Cover: $TBD

Bad news: Stuck in Vancouver thanks to school. I must make sure the grades are good enough to let me get to take the courses I’m registered for. I need to harass the profs if not as it’s actually their problem for the most part (or their TAs.) Apologies to friends who expected me down sooner; smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.

Good news: Have a rough (probably finished really) rap over a Childish Gambino track from me. Lyrics after the break.

lyrics:
criticize my end rhymes, hate that were related
this isn’t pretend time, i’m what you created
i am on my end times, i am so omega gone
splitting like it’s asus, guess i’m just pegatron
name’s not on the front, but my brand’s behind it
you digging these sounds? well, my plans defined it
you gigging around? best thank me post haste
you’re late to the field, you arrived post-race

i don’t need to be a writer or actor to do this;
i spit a couple bars, and the crowds ask “who this?”
a hundred thousand downloads before my diploma
you playback in slow speed, ya hustle’s in a coma
was only 15 bumping jungle and ragga
was only 22 when meeting gen fukanaga
how many of y’all met the head of funimation?
guess that’s just proof i live in a funny nation

i am the top cat to your dogs, all of you chase me
i sit around lazy, yet drive you all crazy
flip that i’m sporticus and you’re robbie rotten
i’m running strong, you’ll probably be forgotten
i am on my lo-cal, you’re about the jelly rolls
i am on my clean cut, your style is smelly mold
i’m living the extremes, your lifestyle is barely bold
i’m about the volume, your album has barely sold

and I’m so anon so fear and expect me
no feedback out there could direct me
post modern rapping preempting my critics
i know what i’m spitting here seems so acidic
but i’m the next jay-z with a side of neptunes
protege portfolio provided with hep tunes
and if you don’t feel this because of my vox
i’ll get out of the way and let my friends talk

JayEmbee OffCentre Remix by JayEmbee

Mustin(TM) Mix by Mustin

10:00 PM
Sep 18, Sat
12 West Main St
12 West Main St
Mesa, AZ
With: Freezepop, Minibosses, Black Carl
Front’s on last, 12:30 or so. Show starts at 9!

Untested Methods mix by untestedmethods

LTB’s Metal Mix by lindarthebard

YP Remix by YouPeoples